Seven years ago, when we started doing CrimethInc. mailorder on the west coast, we did it from the couch, balancing the packages on our laps as we taped them shut. Next came an end table, then a coffee table, then a desk, then two desks, then an actual work table, and then three work tables. However, even back when we were making our move up to a coffee table, we dreamed of one day building the Ultimate Mail Order Table. It’s a dream we’ve been chasing for many years, and at times it seemed unreachable—but last week, we cleared out the mailorder room and started work, emerging victorious six long days later.
Mail. Order. Bliss. For everyone1 who gets a package in the next few months, know we had extra fun putting it together on the table we made.